You Go Girl!

My mom sent me this tidbit of information this week:

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give
birth in the spring.


Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition
depicting Santa 's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to
Blitzen, had to be a girl.


We should've known... ONLY women would be
able to drag a jolly ole fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one
night and not get lost.