Monday, November 20, 2006

I loved a ninja because I am NOT a homosexual!

My sister in law, Missy and I have had a good laugh with this game so I thought I would post it to my blog for all to play.

Leave your sentence in my comments so we can all laugh with each other. My sentence is my title. Feel free to play this game on your blog too just let me know if you post so I can come by to see what your sentence is!

Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I cant control myself

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I choked on my sister because I'm sexy and do what I want

-mom

Anonymous said...

I sang to my cell phone cuz thats how I roll

-missy

Pearson Family said...

I love my phone because I hate myself.

OUCH!

Beck Boys said...

I kicked my brother because I was high!

WoW!

Jodi said...

I ran over your mom because I was drunk.

Sorry Melinda.

Julie said...

I ran over a fireman because I'm cool like that.

Really I am.

Heather said...

I smoked a homeless guy because I am a ninja.

I am a ninja on the edge baby!

Girl Raised in the South said...

I murdered my dog because I'm cool like that.....Okay, I HAVE sold a few, given them away, but I've never ever murdered them. I have prayed for them to go be Jesus' dog a bit quicker.

Kelly said...

I smoked a goat because that's how I roll.

That game is hilarious!

Anonymous said...

I danced with my cell phone because I'm cool like that.

So funny. Thanks for stopping by!